Turtle

To crouch down and cover ones head with arms during a fight.
I was going to punch him but he turtled! What a coward.
by Testudine February 04, 2012
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Turtle

Substitute for using touche during an argument/discussion - from the Touche Turtle TV programme.
Turtle
by Prinnyf May 13, 2011
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turtle it

When the open-minded; optimistic bud-smoker decides to not throw away the roach and use what's left of it. Usually what's left is placed into a relatively small piece or pipe and for the really determined ones, sometimes even stashed away for later when enough roaches equal a gram.
Pot-Head A: Hey you can throw that out man, it's just the roach. Pot-Head B: I'm gunna make your hair static if you ever say something like that again. Dude, we're goin to turtle it.
by TMC (The Marvelous Christian) October 05, 2009
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Turtling

When someone is trying to avoid a question and physically makes themself small like a turtle retreating into its shell
Stop turtling, you can't avoid the question.
by Seriousness213 September 07, 2019
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Turtling

Its when a girl hidea in a guys foreskin to keep warm or to hide from angry parents
Oh no his mom is coming i better start turtling
by Furry Fortnite loli hentai February 17, 2018
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Turtle

The art or act of taking someones backpack, taking all items out of the bag, turn the bag inside out, put all items back inside and finally zippering it back up.
Dude I Turtled Both Kevins and Navids bag today.
by JoeFinny February 15, 2006
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the turtle

The turtle is a sexual maneuver, described more by circumstances than by some actual physical procedure. Performing the turtle on a prepubescent child is called so because you get there before the hare (hair) did.
Jesus Quintana went to jail for performing the turtle. But nobody fucks with the Jesus!
by UCLAcrewDude November 23, 2004
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