tug boat

The girl who is leading a guy by the hand (balls) through a bar to what ever she wants to do.

look at that Tug Boat leading that poor guy

tug boat by Bob Floamer April 28, 2005

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Tug Life

A sad, pathetic, malajusted male lifestyle in which the only sexual pleasure gotten is via incessant masterbation. It is progressive in severity and long suffering individuals generally have pornographic tastes that border on illegality.

Denny: "Hey Joe, look at those forty year old losers playing Dungeons and Dragons!"

Joe: "Muthafuckers been living the Tug Life for ages!"

Tug Life by John Ripper June 1, 2012

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tugboat • tug • Tugger • tugboating • tuggles • tug-of-war • tugce • Tugeye • Tuggie • Tuğba

tug nugget

The semi-solid ball of semen that one rolls out of their belly button after months of jerking off on their stomachs and letting it dry there.

"I need to get out more, I just picked out a tug nugget the size of a marble"

"I hate John, he is such a worthless tug nugget"

tug nugget by your_seal_name July 9, 2014

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tug-copter

the two helio-propellers linked on either side of a modern zeppelin (air ship) performing the function of propelling the zeppelin in the desired direction.

"Yes, mommy, I see!," the little boy squealed with glee. "The tug-copters are to zeppelins like the tug-boats are to barges!"

tug-copter by mrsbenfolds December 16, 2008