When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips
It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil
by Loopydave December 1, 2018

by JoeBot11 February 4, 2008

by e_let October 14, 2009

Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock
Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.
He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.
He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.
by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

Lupin - "You always have been and you always will be a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Cause YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!"
::makes farting sounds::
::makes farting sounds::
by litchick48 July 27, 2010

by Lord Dung trumpet June 11, 2006

by creedence500 August 15, 2010
