Battle Trout

A person or couple that like shiny, tacky things, think bigger is always better no matter what the cost, top any story you have, have huge egos and swim in schools with other's like them trying to out do each other.

I wouldn't hang out with them they are battle trout.

by Marie1983 October 7, 2009

trout slap

On IRC, the act of using a (in most IRC clients) built-in command to slap another user. Frequently used for comic effect.

<@John> /slap Jim
*John slaps Jim around a bit with a large trout
<+Jim> wtf man why did you trout slap me

by LordKelvin May 4, 2008

awkward trout

The act of slapping your hand between ones legs when they least expect it. If performed correctly it should feel as if a trout is flopping between your legs and the whole situation should become mildly awkward. This should be done to strangers for the maximum effect. *Warning* This act may make your victim uncomfortable enough to sue you for sexual harassment. Not recommended for making new friends.

"Steph was beat down in an alleyway last night after giving an some fool a kick-ass awkward trout"
-joe
"Cracka ass bitch had it comin"
-roger

by Joe R. December 22, 2007

Nigger Trout

A type of fish. Carp. Dirty fish bottom feeder

Hey! Lets go fishing for Nigger Trout! Its warm out they should be hungry.

by Capt. Murphy June 8, 2018

brown trout

Piece of crap left in an un-flushed toilet. Done as a surprise for the next person. Often done at work, or public toilets.

Who left the brown trout ?!

by Bary McKokinner August 14, 2003

trout mouth

A person whos lips look like a gaint pussy and is complaining

I wish your trout mouth would shut up and quit bitching

by Ryan Johnson January 8, 2005

Trout Farm

Usually a bar or restaurant, but any sort of establishment with "regulars" that all know each other and are afraid of strangers or new faces, that acts as a support group for the untalented and unfortunate people of the world who have been unsuccessful at their lives. This self-contained environment allows only positive feedback and therefore is intentionally oblivious to the real world and its harsh judgment. The denizens of this world are the "trout" that have been caught by the harsh realities of life and are farmed in a safe environment where no one can harm them. Karaoke bars and Independent Coffee Shops are frequently Trout Farms.

Everyone was telling me why my life was so terrible and I was so untalented, but the I went down to the Trout Farm and everyone told me how great I was and put gold stars on my crayon drawings!

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009