trophy-bitch

A hot girl a guy dates to show off to his other friends. Dresses cool, socially acceptable but still eccentric, can be wined and dined, but mostly getting boned and stoned. Typically not liked around other females

Oh yeah, Ryan brought his trophy-bitch to the party, they're making out in-front of everyone.

by outonbail47 June 19, 2014

Trophy Mates

A prize companion after achieving great success, money , power and respect. An educated and very attractive mate. Wife Material. Husband Material. A highly sought after woman or man. A conquest worth chasing. The type of mate you bring home to momma. A woman that most other women envy due to her beauty, brains and booty. An adored longterm girlfriend. Your support network. Someone that always holds you down. Someone that always has your back. The best companion in the room. A mate that is successful, loyal, committed and very ambitious. A mate that will take care of home. A mate that can handle his business in the bedroom and the boardroom. A faithful mate. A woman who is faithful til the end. The best mother and wife. Very, very attractive female with a great body and is very successful that men lust after. A successful, envied couple who has money, power , respect and more importantly a solid relationship built upon mutual respect, love , devotion , honesty and passion.

"I'm looking for Trophy Mates tonight." "Everyone of those ballers are Trophy Mates." "She's a Trophy Mate." "Let's head to this Harvard party to pull some Trophy Mates." "Girl, he's a physician and thats Trophy Mate material." "Who amongst us has Trophy Mates prowess?" "Trophy Mates...the world belongs to us!"

by Rhonda Coleman of Trophy Entertainment October 29, 2006

Trophy Son

Typically a son with a very feminine build. Wears shorts with a 5” inseam or smaller. Historically always finds a job as a Starbucks barista. Spends hours in the hot tub with his “boys” and is genetically predisposed to having the smallest amount of muscle mass in the family.

Conversation at family gathering

Mother: wow you really are a trophy son.
Father: Sigh (immediately cracks open 12th Kolsch of the day)
Brother: hahaha

by Lesterholtshairline August 12, 2021

trophy cock

The male equivalent of a trophy wife.

The widow rediscovered her passionate side with her new trophy cock, Jim, the 23 year-old surfer.

by Double Dave September 3, 2006

trophy hunting

stupid way of treating animals

trophy hunting is bad

by if ur reading this and agree February 16, 2018

trophy shit

A shit PURPOSELY left in the toilet for later wannabe shitters to see and smell.

WIFE: "Well, now that that's taken care of, can we get some gas and food?"

HUSBAND: "No, I didn't use this John because some asshole left a trophy shit with a big TP plug under it in the toilet. And there's piss all over the seat. And there's no toilet paper! Now, I know it's not their fault this happened, but, if they're not going to monitor and clean and stock their restrooms enough to avoid this kind of a situation, then we can just go to that stop across the street and give THEM our gas and food money."

WIFE: "Okay, let's go!"

by Jeff Lihman July 31, 2006

trophy dick

The male version of a trophy girlfriend, with a wiener that can win contests, but lacking anything else of value. They can often be found in the possession of a wealthy older woman.

There's Kim with her trophy dick.

by KimKimKim March 22, 2008