Tromple

A complicated form of procrastination requiring one to wholly thrust one's self into some (at least undesirable, often unnecessary or of low priority) task in order to temporarily avoid or distract one from another more evil or imminent task/obligation. Trompling is best accomplished in an agitated or frantic state, and usually late at night. The sequence of events only makes sense to the trompler. Not to be confused with trample.

Instead of getting ready to make it to her co-worker's annual mustache  bash in a timely manner, Zoe trompled her apartment searching for that long lost gumball machine ring that would have matched her outfit perfectly.

by miss teenie December 15, 2011

Trondhein Hammer Dance

Lady-Beating 'Dance' in Monty Python, now in use as anything in which the true purpose is disguised under the pretence of cultural activities.

Zeez was zer Trondhein Hammer Donce, weech is performed every 25 minutes in zer Norwegian town of TRONDHEIM. In vich zee old ladies are stuck about zer head veeth round sticks, or KNURTEL. (original Monty Pythin context)

So the council put on a skate-fest last month, but it was just a Trondhein Hammer Dance. They wanted to up the local spending in the district to justify another pay rise.

by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005

Chronic Tron Syndrome

Chronic Tron Syndrome (kron-ik ch-ron sin-drome)
(n) - a chronic sickness that causes a person to constantly come in last place.

"Man, Bobby always comes in last! His parents should take him to the doctor and see if he has chronic tron syndrome."

by ilovechappaqua January 26, 2010

Trongle

Any Irregular Polygon, usually of a daft or impractical shape.

Also used to describe someone who is a complete and total arse.

"damn dude, that funny car is pretty trongular"

"wow, my kit-kat is all trongle shaped"

"you're a trongle"

"Dan's a complete trongle"

by thunderpidgeon May 5, 2009

'tron

Any of the varieties of Patrón tequila, to those who know it well.

You: Yo, let's hit the club tonight.
Me: Aight, but we gotta drink some 'tron if we gonna kick it.

by A-kron Sean November 8, 2007

tronald dump

A giant, unavoidable bowel movement whose aftermath can clear an entire house and leaves its shocked victims in a mood as foul as its odor.

The police did not need to confront the crowd with riot gear because the assembly quickly and peacefully dispersed after a protester took a steaming tronald dump on the Donald Trump sign, making any further presence in the vicinity too nauseating.

by Bogrimm November 12, 2016

Tromplooting

The action of sqauting in a tub full of mayonnaise.

I enjoy tromplooting on a sunday evening after and long day of playing golf with the fellows.

by Giordan August 31, 2006