Tromple 

A complicated form of procrastination requiring one to wholly thrust one's self into some (at least undesirable, often unnecessary or of low priority) task in order to temporarily avoid or distract one from another more evil or imminent task/obligation. Trompling is best accomplished in an agitated or frantic state, and usually late at night. The sequence of events only makes sense to the trompler. Not to be confused with trample.

Instead of getting ready to make it to her co-worker's annual mustache  bash in a timely manner, Zoe trompled her apartment searching for that long lost gumball machine ring that would have matched her outfit perfectly.

Tromple by miss teenie December 15, 2011

trumplestiltskin 

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.

Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!

trumplestiltskin by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

Trumplespeak 

Lies coming either from president Trump's own mouth, or the mouths of his cabinet of yes-men.

Today the president's Trumplespeak was evident when he said he had divested himself from his business empire.

Trumplespeak by childfree_4_life February 5, 2017

Trampley 

When someone is doing too much or doing the most. - foreverkelz

That bitch Trampley.

Trampley by ain't_rocket_ science July 20, 2014

trumplefucked 

When an unsuspecting woman is crotch grabbed by a total stranger, in a public place.

"Did you hear? Susan got trumplefucked on the train yesterday during rush hour ."

trumplefucked by Bill Alleyne February 8, 2017

Trumplestoopfuk 

Trump + Stoopfuk=Trumplestoopfuk

That Donald, he's such a Trumplestoopfuk

Trumplestoopfuk by POOKIES PLACE July 11, 2017

Trumplet Spawn 

A hardcore Trump asskisser who has bumper stickers plastered all over their car, and basically any kind of merchandise available. They're ignorant creaturws who make America as racist as possible. They deny the fact that they are all europeans and that this land is Native Americans, not theirs. You can find them anywhere, Costco, 99 Cent Store, your mom's basement, etc.

"Hey! I just caught a Trumlet Spawn!"

"Make sure your Trumplet Spawn's skin is light enough!"

Trumplet Spawn by ArtsyFur December 23, 2016