tree

when you stick a tree up your partner's ass

if you don't shut up im going to tree you

by fredpolk October 11, 2006

tree

1. someone who is really tall

2. someone who just stands around when playing in a game of basketball.

1. man mike is a tree, he must be 7 feet tall.

2. i hate being on shawana's team, she's a tree.

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

Tree

How the hell don't you know what you know what a tree is

Hey, look at that idiot who went and looked up tree.

by Onivex May 26, 2018

Tree

A fucking great piece of a living thing

Dude: wow that's a fucking tree

by Fucking Tree Lover February 11, 2019

tree

Why are you looking up trees in the Urban Dictionary?

tree

by Supertrain12 October 13, 2019

trees

A slang for Weed, Pot, Poht, Grass, etc.
Plant a TREE, it's good for the envoronment.

Random dude 1:Oh look trees are being chopped down.
Random dude 2:uhmmm they are going to fall on us.

by Dr.FuckMe April 18, 2019

On The Tree

1. If you are in the Scene or part of the underground music scene and you contract an STD due to sleeping with Scene Sluts.

2. Being linked to other scene sluts through contracted STD's like branches on a tree

"I heard Johnny got the Herp from Christie who got it from the lead singer of Emo Dies Today who got it from.....Looks like he's on the tree now.

by ChezMykeTrujillo February 19, 2009