by Isuckdickonadaily October 11, 2019
by Statechamp5 January 08, 2017
Something this beaner keeps calling me.
A white American that looks like a tortilla such as red, yellow and white with spot.
A white American that looks like a tortilla such as red, yellow and white with spot.
by Itwillburnyou September 17, 2021
The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.
Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!
by HadSandjob December 13, 2024
I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.
by JJJonesy January 15, 2018
by Animal Writes February 10, 2024
by Juan hungg l0 March 17, 2024