Tony

"TONY??"
"LIFE DUHHHHHH"
by <33333. August 2, 2008
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Tony

An awful move in tennis, where the player attempts to make a winning shot (usually an overhead smash) at the ball and instead gets a racketful of air. Is very humiliating to any tennis player and is almost guaranteed to end their career.
Named after a person of the same name who pulls this shot constantly.
Dude, that one guy just pulled a Tony. I bet he'll never play tennis again.
by SenorKrabs May 7, 2011
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Tony

a selfish, alcoholic, drug-addict waste of space and good oxygen loser; a poster child for the use of condoms
That guy is a real Tony!
by lkts August 26, 2008
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tony

tony; to discipline ur boss
tony pee'd on ricky to sort the equilibrium out which was sort of unbalanced...
by DANZZZAAAAAAAATHEBITCHHHHHHHHH January 15, 2010
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Tony

A man you hates Amanda. Usually a big man, who swears a lot.
by niggahwhattt June 29, 2009
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Tony

The Idiot asshole thinks he knows shit about black ops and politics. He once kissed a slut and bragged about it, he also enjoys his weekends having sex with his hooter shirt. He thinks that his friends (not real friends) like him but he is so stupid that they just try to ignore him.
Not Tony 1: Hey Not Tony 2 hows it going?
Not Tony 2: Good
Tony: Hey guys i went 30 and 10 in free for all on Bops. I put it on my file share you should look at it.
Not Tony 2: Tony shut the fuck up none of us even play Bops any more.
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tony

generally used to describe a horses penis, particularly a very small one as a result of a birth defect or amputation.
man I got slapped in the face with a tony last night.

I would hate to be a tony

that guy was such a tony last night, I'm never dating him again.
by Master Nz November 8, 2007
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