Won Ton

A chinese soup, made from Asian Jedi's. Very rare in the world today, espessially in Germany.

My Jedi friend, eats out asians in order to get Won Ton soup.

by l33t pAnDa818 June 9, 2005

Blue ton

The approximate weight of a fat-ass blue whale

(This word has been used in my family so much but turns out it doesn’t exist so I’m putting it on here)

You’re mom so fat she weighs a blue ton

by A_Jill_thing_2_say August 23, 2020

shit-ton

An actual unit of measurement. Just below an ass-load and right above a fuck-load. Consider two million views for a YouTube video in two days as an example.

"...but this video did get just under two million views in about two days-which is what scientists and scholars refer to as a shit-ton of views."
-Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"

by whodyathink?BITCH!! October 8, 2011

tons of fun

an all round fat git but is still considered canny enough to hang around with

"go get tons'o'fun hes got a 20 bag!"

by Tons0fun September 1, 2005

shit-ton

when you have or need alot of something.

i have a shit-ton of work to do today.

by boshk March 8, 2005

shit tons

a ton of shit; usually used to describe something in abundance; different way of saying shitload

Wow! Beer and ribs! That was shit tons of fun!

by Nene Fred July 7, 2006

crap tons

A butt load, gobs, a lot, many, an over abundance.

"Don't worry! When you get here they will still have crap tons left."

by kelcieism December 30, 2011