Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

Tofu Bacon

an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium

person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!

by The holy pancake batman July 28, 2008

Killer Tofu J.R

Killer Tofu J.R is a magical gnarly sick lung used for smoking marijuana, Made By Justin Capon :)

RAWR Killer Tofu J.R is here and i will choke you out!

by Bizx February 12, 2009

tofu ice cream

Ice cream products that is made with tofu instead of milk.

Trader Joes has tofu ice cream sandwiches that are quite tasty.

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

Tofu Ass Nigga

Bullshittin as motherfucker. Bland, boring, and someone no one likes (well lame people...like vegans). In addition, takes on the personality of the each individual they associate with (poser)(as if you cook tofu in something making it flavorful)...fake as fuck.

You tryna go to the titty bar? Naw, I’m just gonna watch the office tonight. You a tofu ass nigga

by The Seasons February 20, 2018

soy tofu mess

dealing with soy tofu in depression with a red hat and a purple spatula. You must wear hot pink shoes and have a name that starts with "R", "S" or "C"

Santiago was in a soy tofu mood while licking his cat, henry. He then went into a state of soy tofu mess. After this, he took Symbolta because of his soy tofu mess/depresion.

by yobobjoe November 05, 2010

Bridget Tofu Slomka

A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3

Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka

by Imabatscreech May 27, 2012