Toddleritis

A disease of the mind that often inflicts one when they spend a lot of time with a toddler.

I’ve been taking care of a toddler by myself all week. I have extreme Toddleritis.

by gingerinstripes July 23, 2022

toddlers

Annoying ass little kids!

Ay yo your toddlers are being annoying asf

by anonymous February 2, 2021

odd toddlers

To celebrate individuality and being true to oneself, even if it means being outside of societal norms.

You can tell the people that wrote this are odd toddlers.

by wesomesaucer July 5, 2024

Toddler

All the iPad babies who think they’re sigma males

Person 1: I’m such a sigma male
Person 2: bro is def a toddler watching to much YouTube shorts

by Pretty_bored July 13, 2024

Walking the toddler

Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".

Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D

"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"

by Shawtys a 10 October 2, 2020

Toddler Steps

When Baby Steps just aren't enough.

He's taking baby steps as a manager, but we really need him to start taking toddler steps.

by dilly42 September 20, 2016

Toddler in Chief

Exceptional heads of state which have come to leadership after a long and successful political career

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault.” Toddler in Chief
“Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.” Toddler in Chief

by cockgiver October 30, 2017