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walrus clap

a stripper on her back, legs up in the air, smacking her 6 inch platforms together with a vengeance
The stripper butt did not jiggle a bit when she was walrus clapping!
by JP Lee June 3, 2011
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Walrus Job

An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.
Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.
by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015
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space walrus

a chronically masturbating, intelligent walrus who dreams of becoming an astronaut
on the inside we all want to be a space walrus
by Danny Deadbeat October 23, 2014
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thirsty as a walrus

Being extremely thirsty and dehydrated. This is compared to a walrus because they must venture out on land to find a fresh water source.
I'm as thirsty as a walrus man I need some water before I pass out.
by Cool smart guy June 5, 2014
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buttface walrus

an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.
guy: hey wats a buttface walrus?
girl: oh its this :3
by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009
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Walrus Hug

When two fat men sharing something of a bromance cross paths unexpectedly and slap their flesh together in an impromptu embrace that resembles two walruses either staking their turf in a battle of alpha males, or making sweet, sweet love to each other.
Jesus. Look at those two. Avert your eyes. That was a goddamn walrus hug.
by marlonperkins June 5, 2011
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Chocolate Walrus

When having sex doggy-style, the rearing partner inserts his/her index and middle fingers in the b-hole, then puts them in the downed partner's upper gums looking like a Walrus's tusks....covered in chocolate.
Starla was mad at George because he performed a chocolate walrus on her, causing her to get the poo in her mouth.
by Dr. Mantis Tobaggan November 13, 2019
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