A person who uses a standing desk is generally annoying everyone about how they should use a standing desk and that its healthy
Standing Desk Person: Ah yeah, I'm so healthy! You should get a standing desk, it's healthy. Did I mention it's healthy?
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee
by NINJA044's PEGNIS January 17, 2017
Get the standing deskmug. Teacher: Hey girl can you answer dis question?
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling
by HatBox August 27, 2013
Get the desk droolingmug. When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.
1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
by Fly Paper July 24, 2011
Get the Breast Deskmug. The act of rolling under your desk while at work to take a nap. An overwhelming feeling of sleepiness comes over you and the need for a resting place (under your desk) is inevitable.
Typically this works for employees with offices, not a cubicle. To avoid suspicion it is best to leave your door open, turn off your lights, and move your laptop (if you have one) under your desk with you so that everyone thinks that you are gone. Secret compartments to hide your belongings (jackets, hats, or whatever else might give you away) are not necessary, but can be very cool. This maneuver is not recommended for those that snore.
Typically this works for employees with offices, not a cubicle. To avoid suspicion it is best to leave your door open, turn off your lights, and move your laptop (if you have one) under your desk with you so that everyone thinks that you are gone. Secret compartments to hide your belongings (jackets, hats, or whatever else might give you away) are not necessary, but can be very cool. This maneuver is not recommended for those that snore.
Employee 1: "Dude, I thought you had left for the day..."
Employee 2: "Nah, I did a desk roll after lunch. I couldn't stay awake after my Thai lunch."
Employee 2: "Nah, I did a desk roll after lunch. I couldn't stay awake after my Thai lunch."
by error404 April 25, 2011
Get the desk rollmug. Hot desking is an sexual organization system which involves multiple workers using a single physical worker as station or surface during different time periods. Can be Houdini, Slime Share time share, Wife Swap, Train, Gang Bang, or Bukake. We dont kink shame.
by Moxification June 17, 2021
Get the Hot Deskingmug. The feeling of pain and/or ache in one's arms or wrist after spending a long period of time using a computer at an impractical desk with no room to rest one's forearm or elbows.
That wooden desk unit I bought off of the internet is awful. My arms have been sufferring from desk burn for hours.
by Ro01 October 12, 2011
Get the desk burnmug. by Mr. Desk February 8, 2023
Get the Blender Deskmug.