masters in life degree

When someone grows into a better person from lessons learned through their life experiences.

Hurricane Harvey put me through a lot of crap but I got a masters in life degree as a result.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 8, 2017

Second degree virgin

A boy or girl who lost his virginity but then ceases to receive any type of sexual activity after that. Not to be confused with a first degree virgin who has never lost their virginity.

Guy: Is Tim a virgin?
Guy2: No, hes a second degree virgin
Guy: O, so he lost his virginity years ago but hasn't got laid since?
Guy2: Yes
Guy: Sad :(

by ATD69 November 12, 2013

marijuana accredation degree

A degree acquired by all students who attend Humboldt state University, regradless of major. Anyone in posession of this degree can estimate the weight of a sack within .5 grams.

A conversation with someone with a marijuana accredation degree

Nema: Dude you guys got hooked up.
Me: Are you sure?
Nema:Dude, I went to Humboldt.

by E-mizzac6969 October 17, 2008

90 Degree Tuck

When you get an erection at the wrong time and place, needing a quick escape. You tuck you penis into the top of your waistband at a 90 degree angle.

Person 1: Dude i had to go up to the board and write and then i got this massive boner

Person 2: Dude how'd you fix that shit?

Person 1: I 90 Degree Tucked that shit. Thank god for that quick getaway

by CCSemtex June 4, 2012

C's get degrees

An expression meaning that even if you aren't getting the highest grades, you can still pass and get a degree. The statement is often used as a sense of comfort to those who may be struggling.

"well, I didn't do great on my exam, I was hoping to do better."
"Don't beat yourself up over it, C's get degrees"

by Ventureladdio May 7, 2022

Arts Degree Dispenser

A toilet roll holder. Highlights that the only use for an arts degree is to wipe your bum with it.

Guy after big dump: ugh, no, the arts degree dispenser's empty! *rummages thru bag for scrap paper* I hope my actual arts degree is in here.

by HimOfTheSouth September 24, 2011

degrees of freedom

-the measurement of temperature in America.

1: Dude, it’s so hot out here. What’s the temperature?

2: I think the weatherman said it was 74 degrees of freedom.

1. Damn, that’s revolutionary.

by SL3ND3RBR1N3 May 30, 2018