tl;wr 

Literally "To Long; won't read".

Moron 1: I'll be back in a few minutes; I have to get a shower. I also have to prepare something for me to consume. Since I just woke up. Its fun getting 12 hours of sleep. I went to bed around 9:30. Didn't really fall asleep until 12am

Smart 1: tl;wr

Moron 1: STFU

tl;wr by Ullom August 23, 2007

tl;dr 

short for 'too long; didn't read'

the phrase though is used the wrong way and idiots all over the internet tend to overuse this after every fucking sentence they make.

example 1:i got caught fapping yesterday morning
TL;DR I got caught fapping
example 2: i took a crap to myself while in bed.Long story short, i shit myself asleep
TLDR; I shit myself.

tl;dr by alias667 June 28, 2011

/tl;krfds hyxgasd fsop'lghyjislkd hsdf 

the act of a friend having a very unfortunate stroke while attemptinh to pronounce antidisestablishmentarianism.

friend: *has stroke* /tl;krfds hyxgasd fsop'lghyjislkd hsdf

/tl;krfds hyxgasd fsop'lghyjislkd hsdf by smol pp gang May 19, 2021

tl;dr;stl;sdr 

Too long didn't read, still too long still didn't read - A summarized version or list with facts about a shortened version of a book, document or just a really long post.

A: I made up I read the book in e-book form in English and she believed that.
B: You did read the e-book, only the tl;dr version.
A: You mean the wiki page about the actual mission the book describes.
B: Ok, the tl;dr;stl;sdr version

tl;dr;stl;sdr by tiaxanderson May 4, 2010

TL;DW

Inspired by TL;DR but for replies in discussions.

Too Long, Didn't Write.

Meaning: Man, the answer is too long to write, I can't do it now, sorry.

George: Can you explain this in more details?

Sylvain: TL;DW

TL;DW by afroginthevalley November 5, 2010

tl;dw

An acronym for "Too laggy, didn't watch"

To be used when someone sends you a video but you stop watching it because it is taking too long to buffer.

Kyle: "That video Jim sent us was hilarious! Did you watch it yet?"

Stan: "Nah, tl;dw"

tl;dw by peasmaster February 22, 2011

tl;dr 

Too Lazy; Didn't Read

tl;dr originally meant "Too long; didn't read" the abbreviation is often used by people who just can't be bothered to read a piece of text. Many now see the term as meaning "Too Lazy; didn't read"" as a result of misuse.

tl;dr by Arenquerojo November 21, 2016