.tired.cacti

A nice person who is also a fucking bitch. Like ur a hoe <3

Have you followed .tired.cacti? They’re a bitch

.tired.cacti by Rexy.cow January 29, 2022

Tired Thirds 

Third person to hop on the train.

Greg called shotgun,

Brad called sloppy seconds,
Eh fuck it, i guess ill take tired thirds.

Tired Thirds by Fuckin_Monkey August 5, 2010

Tired Tears 

The constant stream of tears you produce when you're extremely tired and need some sleep.

I knew that I really needed to go to bed because of all of my tired tears.

Tired Tears by seashells1221 January 5, 2012

Tired Balls 

It's where you have fucked every woman that you know. That moment when you realize you have screwed every hoe at the party, and now you must move on to the inanimate objects of the scene. You have fucked the walls, the sofa, the TV, the toaster, hell you've screwed the hole in the bottom of the toilet bowl at this point. You now currently understand the definition of "tired balls". What a wise person you have become. Charismatic indeed! ;)

"You see Ferdinand at the party last night? Dude screwed the whole hole house literally. Property damage was so bad from the cock wielding party shark the government had to pay for the land to be terraformed into a recognizable state. Dat foo must of had some tired balls!.... hehe... Yeah... penis rage!"

Tired Balls by TGSUnderground (Also my YT) December 1, 2013

Tired old raisin 

clitoris of an older woman-- although it could be of a younger woman who has abused her vagina. weathered and beaten in appearance like an old catchers mitt

This old cougar was trying to put moves on me but I didn't want any part of her tired old raisin.

I told the mean Meter maid to shove the parking ticket up her ass and go flick her tired old raisin

Tired old raisin by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)

A sensation that occurs in a man's legs when entering into retail stores with a woman. The man's legs become overly weak and tired and there is a urgent need to sit down or leave the store. This is caused by men not knowing how long the woman could be in the store... possibly forever.

Woman: "Let me look in this store for something."

(enter store)

Man: "Crap! I need a couch. I have major Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)."

Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS) by ejo10 January 6, 2012

Tired Bastard

A person who lays around all the time and puts no effort into anything, doesn't like to work and relies on there parents to live. These people are usually are around the age of 30 and above and cruise through life.

Stop laying around Geoff and get a job ya " Tired Bastard".
(Tired C#*t)

Tired Bastard by Peter Hines November 8, 2012