Spiral Tide

The periodic gravity that pulls a person back into habits, situations, or relationships they are continually trying to escape. The force of repeating past mistakes, a pattern of continual failure and redemption.

Jim just got out of rehab, but he's hanging out with the same friends, he's stuck in a spiral tide.

by THE jim rankin May 12, 2018

change in tide

~When a straight person decides to play for the other team
~Becomes gay

Dude: I'm so happy with you!

Girl: About that...
Dude: What is it?
Girl: Let's just say there was a slight change in tides...

by Santana's Follower June 10, 2016

Tide Pod

The forbidden Fruit with the gush of a gusher and the toxicity of cyanide.

Dem old teeny-boppers are chewin on dem Tide Pods again.

by SaberxGilgamesh6978 May 3, 2018

Tide pods

The act of emptying a tide pod and refilling it with male semen. And then proceeding to shove it up a females ass

I gave that bitch tide pods

by Hitlersforeskin22 December 7, 2019

Tide Shrine

The statue of dirty clothes that develops on the chair or floor in a bedroom.

Stained by red wine and the sands of time. Thought by experts to be a sacrifice to Tide Pods.

When entering Victor's room, please be sure to step around the six-foot Tide Shrine making its way from his closet to his chaise longue.

by daltonjfk December 19, 2019

Shit tide

When you're involved in or coming up to a quite frankly, shitty situation. Usually one that looks pretty bleak or arduous.

Billy: ''Oh no! I got 3 U's in my A-Levels!''

Teacher: ''Well Billy, looks like you're going to have to ride this shit tide out''

by Masalama324 July 28, 2012

High Tide

When your jizz gets mixed in with piss.

Tommy gave Becky a little high tide because he forgot to use the bathroom.

by NovaScotiaK March 12, 2022