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Tibia

RPG with crap gfx, netcode and lack of sound, but is still fun when it works
oh noes, i r disconnected again! >:(

CiP pile of crap
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
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tubearculosis

A type of tuberculosis that you can only catch from the Chicago Bears. It is transmitted by beating the Bears, and causes a team to immediately suck at football.
Jimmy: How the hell did the Packers lose to the Bears twice!?!?
John: They didn't want to catch tubearculosis.
Jimmy: You mean tuberculosis?
John: NO! TuBEARculosis.
Jimmy: Ohhhh....
by Glomwill March 3, 2008
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Shayla Thibeault

My, love, I shall never know another person this amazing, everyone else will fall short of the standards this girl has set, I love her like nothing before, she's more important than breathing, and she's the only girl I will ever want to spend the rest of my life with, I give her my mind, my body, my love, and my soul. I met her shortly after my birthday, and every day has been amazing since then. I Kyler Dalton love my babygirl Shayla Thibeault.
Girl- "Hey Kyler"
Kyler- "You're not Shayla Thibeault, go away."
by mehdudederp August 18, 2010
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Tibia

Truly awful MMORPG that the creators have demolished with each passing "update".
You spend hours upon hours of constant levelling up, only for your character to die for some unbelievable reason, losing all your effort plus much more.
The smart people that are lured to this pathetic excuse for an online game often leave around the level 20's. These are the people who have discovered that there are WAY better games on the net out there.
Quitting Tibia Player: Fuck this!! I just died and lost three levels, lost my BoH and RH too!! Screw you all!! I'm Quitting!!
Tibia Addict: -smiles- All the more monsters for me!! xD
Deluded Tibia Hardcore: Mens, this is most best game ever!!1
by SaintHavoc November 10, 2006
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tibia

1. A leg bone... What else?

2. A MMORPG created by some Germans in an university.
The liked Ultima graphics, so they used it on theirs (RIP-OFF DUDES!!!).
It has about 15 servers but they are ALWAYS full except at 2:00 AM
It can only hold about 850 people at the time and it's the game with the MOST LAG (believe it or not, this fact is true).
I has four classes. Knight, Paladin, Druid and Sorcerer.

The knight is TOTALLY nerfed, yeah the guy blocks well... BUT! His attacks are inferior of the druid!
The paladin is an archer... Wasn't them royal knights?

This is the magic kingdom of n00bs, everyone wants "itens". Oh, the items cost hella money and the levels are a big pain in the ass, no, a pain in the dick! Unless you buy a premium account (extra isle where NO ONE is there), you won't surpass Lvl. 20 unless some miracle happens.

There are no stats, you can get has powerful has a 70 sorcerer with same magic, equip and money, at level 30 difference? HP and MP. And you can actually defeat him! This is the place where you can get easily looted, KSed and get killed by other monsters (luring)

This is a very sucky game, get other MMORPG, really.
I was a Lvl. 54 Knight and a Lvl. 61 Sorcerer, yet I quit because of the n00bs and all the bad things I noticed.
by realass dude October 6, 2004
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Tibetan Dairy Slap

Another term for the Guatemalan Fistpump.

When a man flicks smegma at a female's vagina, and then punches it (or fists it) inside of her.
Tom gave his girlfriend the ol' Tibetan Dairy Slap last night!
by queensowns January 28, 2011
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Tibetan Snow Cone

A Tibetan Snow Cone is a position of the sexual variety where a man does a hand stand and receives fallatio from someone with a mouthful of shaved ice.
by Narky nark September 20, 2016
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