throwing some firewood

A flimsy excuse for bailing on your friends. This does not mean that the actual act of cutting or stacking firewood does or does not occur however. It can also be an excuse for why you failed to perform a specific act or function.

Yeah, Jeezy was supposed to come bowling but he said he was busy throwing some firewood.

by Metal Soldier January 1, 2012

throwing squid

Creating a story a story so novel and challenging that less adept readers think you're intentionally fucking with them—"throwing" random weirdness into the narrative simply to obfuscate.

"I really tried to get through your novel, but it just never made sense. It's like you're just up in your ivory tower throwing squid at me."

by Ricky Potato June 2, 2014

throwback saturday

When the pic is too good to wait another week to Thursday.

That picture was so good I had to post it for a throwback Saturday!

by Hbern23 June 17, 2016

DeFoe Throw

A certain style of throw during the game of 'Hand Ball' where the player with the ball throws the ball so intensely strong, that it has the capability to knock several of the goalies teeth out.

kendall: did you see caitlyn throw that ball? that was totally a DeFoe Throw.

by kexybexy May 22, 2009

National Throw Sophia Day

So just grab sophia on October 31st and throw her!

Yo, are you participating in national throw sophia day?

by Groovygirl October 29, 2019

throw the book at

To give someone the maximum sentence for a crime or penalize very harshly.

Marty really got screwed over that jaywalking charge when the judge threw the book at him and gave him a life sentence in the federal do-me-in-the-ass prison.

by Nick D August 26, 2004

Throwing the cat around

Off hand reference to a girl slutting around, esp on the rebound.

After her divorce, mary threw the cat around like a college girl on spring break

by mac September 13, 2004