nerd thighs

Nerd thighs are the thighs of a nerdy man. They are pale, hairless, and smooth. They look like feta cheese. They taste and smell like vanilla. Nerd thighs cannot burn or tan, they're just white.

They are muscular and nerds often will strangle people's necks using their thighs. Nerds have killed people using their thighs.

"Did you see Paul's bruised neck? A nerd tried to strangle him with his nerd thighs!"

by PIECE_OF_FUCKINGSHIT September 4, 2017

Thigh boob

The inner thigh region from crotch to mid thigh that is generally a wonderful place to touch, squeeze, or have your head buried buried between. Under optimal conditions it is soft, and smooth as well as a semi erogenous zone feeling quite similar to a woman's breast.

I love going for a drive and reaching over and resting my hand on my woman's thigh boob...much more driver friendly and discreet than grabbing a real boob while driving.

by Ol_Foxxy October 6, 2021

Sushi Thighs

When your crotch gets really sweaty and begins to rub against itself, causing the skin to adopt the color, texture, and smell of raw tuna.

Dude, I'm getting some wicked sushi thighs.

by Voidwielder December 14, 2014

thigh fat

That yummy yummy good good right above the knees.

Thigh fat is what every guy who likes a firm grip in bed desires.

That hoe Sharquicha got that thigh fat tho.

by Slurysparx April 19, 2018

Thigh balls

When the scrotum stretches to the thigh region of the leg to make them one in the same.This is usually a birth defect but can happen from dangerous obesity.

Man i bet cliff has thigh balls judging from his kelbos.

by Sansan1 March 26, 2009

Thunder thighs

Thighs with the ability to crush watermelons

You see Kaylee crush that watermelon?? Thunder thighs!

by Tigerrossa September 1, 2021

Eula's Thighs

hot, thicc thighs

"I want to be sandwiched by Eula's Thighs."

by I am French Fropyus May 27, 2021