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Scottish tea party

The act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members.
A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
by Dr. G. March 25, 2019
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Boston Tea Party

A sexual act consisting of at least 3 people simultaneously teabagging another, while another person dumps their clothes or other important possessions out of a window or into the trash. This act is often seen as retaliatory.
"Billy's boys decided to give Susan a Boston Tea Party after she cheated on Billy. They convinced her to go down on them while Billy trashed her favorite hoodies."
by XJ900 February 18, 2022
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mexican tea party

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.
You gonna put those beers in the fridge or are you having a mexican tea party?
by scarygary30 June 20, 2020
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Boston Tea Party

When someone falls asleep first during a sleepover,the rest of the group go up to the lightweight and commence teabagging him/her
Mikey: gokul went upstairs to sleep in the living room, you know what that means? Josh: Yea who's up for a Boston Tea Party guys?
by superjosh! March 14, 2011
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Austin Tea Party

(v)
The act of placing one's sack in another's mouth whilst in a reverse squatting position and then proceeding to a tickle-fest, which causes the teabaggee to panic and squirm resulting in pleasure for the teabagger. First coined by Steven F Austin at a Saloon on the Colorado River in Waterloo, the phrase gained popularity in the late 1830s and Waterloo was changed to Austin, Texas in commemoration of the phrase.
Person 1: Tonight, will you teabag me again?
Person 2: I'm gonna throw you an Austin Tea Party.
by THECRAIGO September 18, 2012
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british tea party

the act of tipping a female ass up. pouring a fresh pot of brewed tea into her ass. then sucking the shitty mess out with a set of straws.
for kellys going away party we preformed a british tea party on her. regardless of her wishes. wow what a shitty delicous mess. yum
by joe appenfeldt April 1, 2008
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Boston Tea Party

when a group of gentlemen take turns tea bagging an unsuspecting victim usually the victim is sleeping
"In stead of having anal sex we just boston tea partied my sleeping cat"
by Francisco Attardo April 15, 2003
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