Right Swipe

A person who is really hot and great and deserves a swipe to the right on the tinder thing

"What's your name"
"Crystal"
"You're hot"
"Yeah I know, I'm such a right swipe"

by Hottdiggidydog December 27, 2018

visa swipe

To swipe your fingers up a vagina to smell for freshness before muff diving.

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone...if it smells like fish, make it a dish.

by Kyle Jarrett Griffin August 27, 2005

Swag Swipe

The act of wiping excess sweat off your balls so you don't feel so nasty that you are losing swag points

Jeremy-"Man you are really off your game today!"

Andrew-"I know man, my balls are sweaty and they are sticking to my thighs!"

Jeremy-"Dude, just hit the bathroom and wrap paper towel on your hand and do the SWAG SWIPE!"

by Jgutta319 April 25, 2010

Swipe Mex

The act of stealing or "swiping" a Big Mans girl. This must be done by some sort of mex that is friends with the Big Man. Usually involving some sort of credit card swipe motion when doing.

Big E: dude i just got swiped(hand motion)
Tiny: Was it by that swipe mex named tommy?!

by Mack Hernandez April 15, 2011

pizza swipe

when you swipe your hand in your mates pizza and then wipe it on a fat losers back in one sweeping motion, preferably not getting caught

Sam: Did you see that awesome pizza swipe?
Brendo: Yeah but you got caught by Emma so it dosn't count

by meatoraffelsam April 13, 2009

Vagina Swipe

When any person try's to steal your vagina in a swiping manner. You may say "swiper no swiping" three times, and this can prevent the vagina swipe. (A vagina swipe can only be done to people who have vaginas Obviously)

Some random person: "VAGINA SWIPE!"
you: "Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping!!!!!""

by Emrissaraytina February 24, 2012

Ass Swipe

Said of an individual so below one's contempt that they are judged by the beholder as underserving of a slur that might evoke the dignity of three-dimensions -- e.g., "you piece of shit". Instead, it has been appraised that such an individual is best described in two dimensions, by way of evoking the spread of fecal material on some purpose designed or improvised substrate, directly from one's rectal orifice, with an aim of transferring a maximum of said recently extruded fecal material to said substrate at completion of the act of defecation. The resulting fecal material-laden substrate provides an indicator of success in the mundane act wiping one's bum, and is thus appropriately given the name "ass swipe". This concept evolved linguistically to be used figuratively for derogatory and defaming effect on the intended target of this label.

1. Observing his behavior over time, I feel at a loss to fathom just how contemptible Joe is. What a piece of shit! No, that's way too generous. Joe's a fucking ass swipe.

2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?

3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!

by Lambda70 April 25, 2021