eye of the storm

A period of time during a storm when things are calm.
However, this doesn't mean it's over. Things just get worse.
Can be literal or figurative

"Well, that was only the eye of the storm. It's not over yet. Things are bound to get worse." (Figurative)

eye of the storm by Fembotfatale October 22, 2006

queens of the stone age 

An art rock band. In an age where Chevelle, Trapt, and Hoobastank turn rock radio into shit; QOTSA comes and ressurects rock music. There music is extremely melodic, with a common beat and melody throughout the song, then they add awesome riffs that are really experimental sounding. Lullabies to Paralyze is the best album ever.
Most people don't have the attention span to appreciate Queens of the Stone Age,their songs don't pick up until part way into the song.

I am listening to "Broken Box" by Queens of the Stone Age while writing this.

queens of the stone age by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

The ol' Sword in the Stone 

Whilst recieving a handjob, the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks upwards forcefully every few seconds, like is the guy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Excalibur.

oh nancy gave me the ol' sword in the stone last night.
I kept moaning in agony but she thought it was pleasure
so she kept pullinh harder and harder
now my cock looks like a slinky

The ol' Sword in the Stone by D.J. Dildo March 15, 2010

Ritual of the Stork 

When 2 parents love each other very much they seclude themselves in a room (normally a bedroom) and perform it in the Tunnel of Life. If the great stork accepts the ritual then in about 9 months a baby will enter the world through the Tunnel of Life.

You only exist because of the Ritual of the Stork.

Ritual of the Stork by African Fertility God November 4, 2013

down the shore

What everyone from Jersey and Pennsylvania calls going to the beach. Don't tell me people for Jersey don't say this cause I lived here all my life and trust me 97% of the people call it the shore. the other 3% being transplants from other states. There is nothing wrong with calling it the beach. Honestly I like the term beach better but it doesn't matter. La playa, shore, beach. whatever you call it it is fucking awesome.

Californian: Dude let's go to the beach
Jersian: Yo let's go down the shore
Mexican: Porque no vamos ir a la playa?

down the shore by Jersey Kid November 22, 2007

The Story of Mateus

Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.

Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."

The Story of Mateus by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

The Story Begins 

The only rank in Breaking the Bank. Henry Stickmin gets arrested for trying to break in the bank.

A:The Story Begins is the worst Henry Stickmin Ending ever
B:Yeah, you're right.

The Story Begins by I like Tomatoes January 2, 2021