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Ballston Spa

A town in Upstate NY where Donald Trump never stopped being President.
You know that common plot in comics where there is like an entire town full of secret Nazis? Ballston Spa is that town in real life.
by UpstateNY@$$hole August 10, 2022
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spa crashing

being SMART and hot tubbing when you're not supposed to
Me: I'm bored, let's go spa crashing at the Hard Rock
Friend: that's illegal
Me: SILENCE HUMAN
by Diagas March 15, 2022
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Dirty Spa

When one contracts, a water stable virus e.g. meningitis from a body of water.
“Did you hear about Johno? He’s a bit under the weather he reckons he went swimming in the lake on the weekend and I think the water made him sick”
I had a dirty spa did he?
by Lava guts June 6, 2023
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SPAED

let's go for lunch SPAED
by FlipperFipper November 29, 2019
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Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.
Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023
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Keta Spa

Keta-Spa is a practice where you prepare 0.5 grams of the drug Ketamine into a chess field, like small little squares, and then you set up a nice audiobook or podcast. You take a square every 10-15 minutes until you are unable to take more.

You will get into another sphere of life, focusing on things and thoughts you would never think of when sober. It enhances creativity, reduces stress, and alleviates depression.

You may feel the need to do some yoga or Pilates. Some stretching or fascial training feels really good and reduces even more stress.

Do it together with a good friend in a well-known space without interruptions.
"Hey buddy, would you like to do some Keta Spa with me on the weekend? I am really stressed out from work and having trouble being creative."
by Interrator July 28, 2024
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Auto Spa

A one-stop shop for all your car’s needs, both mechanical and cosmetic.
After I drop my girl off at the actual spa today, I’ll be heading over to the Auto Spa to get my car fully detailed, oil changed, and tires rotated.
by CAR717 December 2, 2022
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