Captain’s Spa Day

To listen to loud music while drinking alcohol in the shower.
“After a long day, I like to grab a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, blast some TOOL, and have a Captain’s Spa Day.
by StogieBoi September 14, 2020
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SPA Jesus

A cool dude on YouTube who does anime reviews. And has a tiktok called SPA jesus69.
by SPA jesus September 19, 2021
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spa crashing

being SMART and hot tubbing when you're not supposed to
Me: I'm bored, let's go spa crashing at the Hard Rock
Friend: that's illegal
Me: SILENCE HUMAN
by Diagas March 15, 2022
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spa ja?

an alternative way to say "Would you like to acompany me to the spa"
A: Spa Ja?

B: Ja Bra!

C: Ya Ma!
by Bob Marley Fan_348 February 05, 2010
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Spa-PTSD

A profound fear of wet weather, due to the threat of the resulting lack of visibility spoiling large events
“These rain clouds are giving me Spa-PTSD, I can’t even see where I’m driving”
by TheGuyManPerson September 22, 2021
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Keta Spa

Keta-Spa is a practice where you prepare 0.5 grams of the drug Ketamine into a chess field, like small little squares, and then you set up a nice audiobook or podcast. You take a square every 10-15 minutes until you are unable to take more.

You will get into another sphere of life, focusing on things and thoughts you would never think of when sober. It enhances creativity, reduces stress, and alleviates depression.

You may feel the need to do some yoga or Pilates. Some stretching or fascial training feels really good and reduces even more stress.

Do it together with a good friend in a well-known space without interruptions.
"Hey buddy, would you like to do some Keta Spa with me on the weekend? I am really stressed out from work and having trouble being creative."
by Interrator July 28, 2024
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Dirty Spa

When one contracts, a water stable virus e.g. meningitis from a body of water.
“Did you hear about Johno? He’s a bit under the weather he reckons he went swimming in the lake on the weekend and I think the water made him sick”
I had a dirty spa did he?
by Lava guts June 06, 2023
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