Solut the Captain

A shot of Absolut Vodka either mixed or chased with Captain Morgan spiced rum.

Man the fuck up and Solut the Captain!

by Arish A July 13, 2011

win/win solution

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.

A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018

Final-Cyber-Solution

Final-Cyber-Solution, Is the act of rage beyond the cage of cyberspace, going through great lengths to target and destroy someone or multiples persons social life, quoted as an offender of your personal,social or mental well being.

Girl1: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!! SHE IS LYING ON ME!!
Girl2(girl1's friend): you should f.c.s her skank ass off the face of cyberspace!!!
Girl1: OH ITS FUCKONG DONE! HELLO "ISANYONEUP.COM"...that bitch is fried!, Fucking GNARGOYLE!
Girl2:its the fucking final-cyber-solution in this bitch!

by TheKingObscene July 12, 2011

Solution mudbutt

Solution mudbutt- a method of using an unverifiable illness, muddbutt, that can claimed as a way to use paid sick time to take care of personal business or get out of something you don’t want to do.

Why aren’t they here today? They called and said they were sick and weren’t going to be able to make it. Whatever, that’s solution mudbutt. They had court today and didn’t want anybody to know so they chose solution mudbutt.

by Smithsonian October 18, 2019

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by 0AmanasazA0 November 17, 2025

Optical Solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem in order to make the solver(s) look better, but doesn't actually solve a problem.

The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This is an optical solution because they lowered the lowered the standards to pass, now the school looks better).
Our planes always land on time. (This is an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight, so the airline looks better).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first, so they look like they are giving people a deal).
The school now has great test scores. (This is an optical solution because they make the exam optional, and the high scoring kids take it. Now the school looks good).

by eduwarrior January 24, 2023

anti-solution

A solution to a problem that should not exist in the first place

Man: "Why did you remove the bushes at the front of the park?"
Boss: "So our delivery trucks can get through easier".
Man: "We have a delivery zone out back, this is just an anti-solution".

by glasscage May 1, 2023