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Secret Shower

When Its Not Your Week To Take A Shower So You Have To Sneak Around To Do It
Secret Shower
person 1 "I'm Going To Go Take A Shower"
person 2 "But Its Not Your Week Its My Week"
person 1 "Fine I'm Just Going To Go Into The Bathroom BUT not To Take A Shower" *wink wink*
person 2 "fine by me"
by Selenophiillee February 18, 2023
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secret puke

The act of excusing yourself from a party and puking in secrecy, then returning to the party scene as if you didn't puke and raging per usual. The act of puking is then revealed the next day.
Last night at the party, she had a secret puke and then chugged an IPA.
by Khuntrina May 5, 2013
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Juicy secret

Lean in close to the other person’s ear to tell them a secret, then lick their ear.

An advanced version of a wet willy.

Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.
“Hey, you wanna hear a juicy secret?”
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary
by Disgruntled Dickhead June 12, 2018
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Secret Nazi...

A YTMND joke started in 2005 with the picture of the giant swastika shaped forest in germany.
guy 1:omg! this toy has a secret nazi...symbol!
guy 2:submit it to YTMND.
by Aeorro October 21, 2005
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Secret OTP

Secret One True Pairing. A pairing, in fandom or canon, from a tv show/book/movie etc. that you're either ashamed you like, is rare, or no one else likes.
"You can't make romance out of the Cold War."

"Whatever. Russia/America is my Secret OTP" (From Axis Powers Hetalia)
by Yamistar August 10, 2009
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gonad secretion

You got your gonad secretion in my chocolate! I should be mad, but all I can think to say is.......yummy!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021
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secret boyscout

One who is a boyscout, but prevents his friends from knowing so, for fear of rejection.
"Man, did you hear jack is a secret boyscout?"

"Well we can't hang out with him ever again."
by Jared Smith January 10, 2008
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