pond life

a group of stupid mindles dope smokers whos favourite pass time is sittin saying RANDOM and admiring pointless dutch entertainers

jeffels pete steve patta chris and all the other twunts who inhabit scarborough

by martyn and leo April 16, 2004

pond mao

a huge noob. biggest noob alive. needs to stop noobing so much and get friends.

dude... hes such a pond mao at world of warcraft

by nomnomnom319843201 May 31, 2010

pond is full

when your surf location is full of weekenders

"Bro dude, let's go somewhere else, the pond is full"

by Bigboner69 February 2, 2014

Pee pond

When a guy urinates on a girl's chest while she squeezes her boobs together to form a puddle of fresh pee; a pee pond!

My chest is warm because of that awesome pee pond

by TheFlyingMeatball July 23, 2017

golden pond

When a urinal gets clogged and won't flush and fills up with urin

Walked into the bathroom to take a piss and there was a golden pond happening so I used the sink

by milpoolSK March 18, 2017

the frog pond

A code name for a place older men go to "hangout" and have group sex. Men can be homosexual, bisexual, or simply heterosexuals experimenting with other men. Referred to as the frog pond so that not to cause suspicion with wives, friends, family, and others. Also see Lemon Party.

"Hey Larry, are you going to the frog pond later?"
"Yeah ;) , my wife thinks I'm going to a meeting. I heard someone is bringing an entire drum of lubrication"

by JiggyWiggy69 July 25, 2016

Aunties Pond

Aunties Pond homosexual dogging voyeur

At Aunties Pond he held my shaft and sprayed the plants

by Tora Hymen May 4, 2020