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Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024
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Bum Pitts

When a woman's bum is big and hangs over and hides creases in her upper leg
Hey fat ass clean yer bum Pitts
by The tinker July 31, 2012
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laila pitts

Laila pitts is My man. Böööög
by AdamtheSwede December 12, 2016
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Ms Pitt

A Ms Pitt is a person that is extremely fat and heavy and eats too much. Generally they are a home etc teacher and force students to cook for her to keep up her balanced diet of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 calories an hour.
Person 1: wow that person is pretty fat

Person 2: yeah they’re such a Ms Pitt
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Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt is a slang term used to describe something that is “rad” or “dope.”
Johnny: “Ayo, Tommy got a (brad pitt) girlfriend bruh.”
Jackson: “She’s mad fine bruh, SHEESH.”
by Dictionary.com/;MC-REN-213-C^ February 25, 2021
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