Mysterious Maxxing

Mysterious Maxxing is when someone is here one message and gone the next. A serial ghoster who comes back and taunts you. Although your friends may never be aware, don’t be surprised if they also become victims of Mysterious Maxxing. How good are your detective skills cause even Scooby Doo can’t solve this mystery!?

“He’s doing it again! He’s totally Mysterious Maxxing me!”

by Knight2403 September 23, 2022

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Mystery Hair

That abnormally long and thick rogue hair that appears on your **** (*insert chin, neck, cheek, shoulder, nose, etc) only a day after you checked last. Most commonly complained about by women, and most commonly pointed out by a third party when you are least likely to have tweezers handy. Don't even both trying to pluck them with your fingernails...they're virtually invincible.

Sitting in a cab on the on the way to a formal event, the victim's most critical friend looks over and notices an "eyelash" on said victim's chin. With a delicate brush of her finger, critical friend attempts to dust it away, only to be met with spiny resistance. With a maniacal laugh and inability to hide her pleasure, critical friend declares "OMG, you've got a Mystery Hair!". The victim's face pales as she realizes there are no tweezers in her tiny, formal clutch.

(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).

by overanalyzer November 28, 2012

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