crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).

Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.

by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022

Mudflaps

Another way of calling someone a cunt

“Whatever mudflaps”

by Goslinggirls February 12, 2021

Mudflap

When a male is circumcised and a flap of foreskin is left hanging on the underside of the penis.

Did you see his mudflap? I've never seen one that long.

by CUPCAKETITS13 December 11, 2024

Hungarian Mudflap

When a girl (wearing any variation of skirt) takes an arched crawling stance and shits profusely while the guy lays face up under her.

Mark couldn't make it to work today; he got double pink eye after his girl gave him a Hungarian Mudflap last night.

by The Morgantown Bone Breaker July 4, 2025

Montrose Mudflap

When a woman’s pussy lips are so loose they hang down over their anus, preventing shit from going directly into the toilet.

Only one thing could’ve caused that much feces to be on the tank of that toilet, a Montrose mudflap!

by Pudd of Rudd August 15, 2025

Mudflaps

Shitting so hard you get shit on your own vagina, sharting onto your beef curtains

"Tricia, we have to leave. The Taco Bell gave me a serious case of mudflaps"

"Don't get the barbacoa at Chipotle, that shit will give you mudflaps

by SitMyPants January 23, 2025

Rattle your mudflaps

1.To go take a huge shit.
2.To fart powerfully
3. A threat to violate your booty cheeks

1. Sorry, fellas, I gotta rattle my mudflaps somethin’ fierce. It’s gonna stank.
2. I heard that from across the house! Did you just rattle your mudflaps?

3. Now listen here, I’ll rattle your mudflaps like you’ve never had it before just to show you who’s boss.

by ThunderBoss September 30, 2023