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money miner

Shelly just wants to date him because he drives a Ferrari; she’s such a money miner.
by DangeRoush1 February 8, 2020
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miner's twitch

A term for the muscular twitch, miming the action of using a mining pick, experienced by players of the incredibly addictive computer game Minecraft after they stop playing. The only cure is more Minecraft.
Miner's twitch... need... to... mine... mine... not... deep... enough...
by lowercasename October 21, 2010
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Miner's Shower

Using a river or other natural body of water and its components (mud, sand) to scrub and clean oneself while in the outdoors (esp. in the mountains).
Joel was hella stinky after hiking all day in the backcountry so he took a Miner's Shower and was at least somewhat tolerable to be around.
by Jibuzaemon May 23, 2011
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Coal Miner

Its a sexual position where you strap on a dildo to your forehead and use it to fuck a girl in the ass while you eat her out.
"Dude, I gave that girl a Coal Miner last night"
by FletchRose December 28, 2005
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Miners Helmet

a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.

"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011
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Mineral oil

Similar to Metamucil but a bit worse. This shit will make you shit oil outta your ass for weeks!!
My grandma takes mineral oil and has frequent underwear accidents.
by Terri March 2, 2004
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