Sandy Melvin

When a couple is having sex on the beach, the guy dips the head of his wet dick in the sand, and then fucks the girl or recieves oral.

A.K.A. "The Margarita Glass" when done with salt.

"Dude, why is Paris Hilton walking all bull-legged and junk?"

"Last night in Malibu, that bitch got so drunk she let Ron Jeremy give her the Sandy Melvin."

"That stupid slut!"

by BDReeser August 15, 2007

Magic Melvin

Sex game with a deck of cards. Assign each suit (clubs, spades, hearts, diamonds) a different sex position, and draw cards.

When a spade is pulled, instead of assuming the position, shout "Abracadabra!" and spit in the girl's face.

Rules for Magic Melvin...
Diamond: Missionary
Heart: Doggie-style
Clubs: sixty-nine
Spade: doesn't matter, because you're just going to spit in her face.

by pete27 May 09, 2006

Melvin

The act of diarrhea-ing on top of someone's head in a tropical climate so that the Melvinee can't wipe it off.

The reason we smell so bad isn't because of our foray through the jungle. It's because Carruthers decided to drop a steaming Melvin on us...again.

by Meatball #41 December 29, 2013

Harold Melvin

Mancunian Slang for a five pounds note. Dervived from the Soul Singer and his band - Harold Melvin & the Bluenotes. The reasoning being a five pound note is Blue.

1) Lend us a Harold til Friday.
2) Tickets are only a Melvin each.
3) That Harold Melvin is Jeckle (& Hyde i.e. Snide)

by El Diablo Rojo October 09, 2007

Caleb Melvin

My best friend

Caleb Melvin means a little boy how smells like fish

by smelllikefish19 May 07, 2018

Black Melvin

When a person takes advantage of another person financially.

Man, my landlord said I didn't owe anything else yesterday and today he black Melvin(ed) me with another invoice.

by 18cent June 11, 2017

malcolm melvin

Enjoys telling people to kill themselves, invented "The game" and frequently plays basement ball, and "name brand"

"Oh that dude just Malcolm Melvined it!"

by Joey Misenhuffendurf January 27, 2014