instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
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Mashed Potatoes

A vegetable(Or severely autistic person) who just ate shit.
"Bro did you see that autistic kid fall?"
"Yeah, His ass is mashed potatoes"
by ShadyShrooms December 04, 2023
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mashed potato

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.
“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato”
by negr0thehero May 07, 2023
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Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.
You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
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Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.
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Hey Bro, did you know that mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
Bro, what the fuck
by concon15 October 29, 2021
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mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born
i hate it when i have to pick up the mashed potatoes from the day care center
by bigbrian42069 September 20, 2019
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