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a good magician

Noun. In refernce to a guy or a girl who can make a dick disappear.
Person 1:" natalie is such a slut"
Person 2:" yea shes a good magician"
by Tinmanhaspenis May 27, 2017
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Raunchy Magician

the raunchy magician as an inadvertent sex act where, when looking for an item (ahem) “inside” someone you find a second, unexpected item an ask “Is THIS your card?”
I pulled a Raunchy Magician last night, found a set of ben wa balls while looking for a dildo that slipped outta my hand
by Chancellor Rodriguez January 4, 2022
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Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.
I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.
by 209asian April 11, 2021
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Magician's proposal

A magician's proposal involves performing the sexual act known as a Houdini and when appearing at the window, kneeling with a ring to perform proposal while your significant other is fornicating with the unknown-to-them individual
Sarah: OMG he proposed! how did he propose?!!!!!
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?
by vibrant mass May 15, 2020
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I’m a Magician

This phrase once known as a statement of someone claiming that they are a magician, but now the statement has been redirect to a phrase of humor. Using this phrase in a fast, but confident tone will lead it so sound like “I’m a ma chin chin.” If you have gotten the phrase to sound like this. You have became an expert beyond the experts. Molly’s of the Molly’s. Meaning your the most funniest person I know. This statement is used to bring joy and laughter into others hearts. Especially if you get it to sound like “Ima ma chin chin.” It is also, the ability to fit in a small little box since it originated from someone being able to fit in small little box. Magic!
Jose: Hey, how the heck did you fit in that little box?
Molly: I’m a ma chin chin.
Jose: What? What do you mean?
Molly: I’m a Magician.
by s7.m7n November 21, 2019
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Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023
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