Twat-Knocker

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.
"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"
by singletracklife June 10, 2016
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Twat Knocker

someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.
Guy 1 "How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"
by knockknockknock March 11, 2014
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fat knockers

lisa has fat knockers
by fatknockers February 24, 2018
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Door Knocker

While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.
I was with Ron last night. He could not leave that door knocker alone!
by rhastings88 November 23, 2008
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faggit knocker

a person who knocks a faggit in to place
gay dude; Uhh, why did you hit me.

ben coy; I was knocking your gayass into place you faggit knocker .
by dookie twirl August 13, 2016
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Bush knocker

someone who has a fetish for excessively hairy vaginas.
tom, you bush knocker go get that chick!
by zazy z December 21, 2010
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poney knockers

Big boobs, it's generally used by northern ontario residence but it is derived from swedish slang for fake boobs.
She has big poney knockers.
by nappies;lkl;k;lk January 14, 2010
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