room humper

person whose connection to a chat room keeps dropping in & out.

Bill is being a room humper in the chat again.

by Chaka Bootlegger March 3, 2008

Hog humper

A male who tends to snort and breathe excessively loud during intercourse; in similarity to a pig.

Wow.. last night Mikey was a total hog humper. I had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there.

by Deffinerr May 30, 2016

cub humper

In gay culture, shorter and younger hairy guys are sometimes referred to as a cub. So one who sleeps with cubs is a cub humper.

John really likes those cubs. He's a cub humper.

by CherryLube December 27, 2016

night humper

Someone who humps in their sleep...anything from pillows to humans....like a dog.

I can't share a bed with Ian, he's a night humper.

by sulin December 24, 2015

Talk humper

Someone who talks incessantly and it seems like they hump your leg with conversation

The handyman is a talk humper.

by JimmyJackjoe77 May 19, 2015

harry humper

when a man insists on role playing as harry styles in bed.

yeah it was great, but i didn’t realize he was a harry humper. he sang watermelon sugar the whole time and would stop giving me head to say “ELLO LUV!”

by ponyspank69 June 6, 2022

bumper humper

1) an impolite driver who tailgates cars in front of them

2) a person who gets uncomfortably close to ones back side, typically while dancing

1) "Stop being a bumper humper. I'm already going 70 mph in a 60."

2) "That bumper humper at the bar almost touched my ass."

by follow-my-arrow February 9, 2015