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Purdue Goggles

When you are surrounded by guys in class all day and as a result every female is much more attractive than usual.
"Dude she is at least an 8."
"No man she's definitely a six."
"You're right, I just got out of Engineering 270. I must be feeling the effects of Purdue Goggles."
by dukeeaglesfan September 7, 2014
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breakup goggles

When you want to breakup with someone, but you start to remember all of the good memories you shared, and you think breaking up with them is not the best idea, even when it is.
Rob: I'm gonna break up with Jane.
Tahlia: That's a good idea.

*Later*

Rob: I don't think I'll break up with her, we've had so many good times together.
Tahlia: She's cheating on you, and she treats you like crap.
Rob: Yeah, but still..
Tahlia: Omg, you so have breakup goggles.
by patrick's star September 30, 2013
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wine goggles

Similar to beer goggles (which makes unattractive women attractive due to drinking beer), wine goggles make pretentious, ugly art attractive. This is why wine is almost always served at art shows and gallery openings.
Brad: "Buffy, why is this hideous thing hanging on the wall?!?"

Buffy: "I bought it at Harriet's gallery opening this weekend. I drank too way too much wine. It looked better last night."

Brad: "You had wine goggles on."
by Bubba Gunoush August 13, 2013
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African Goggles

When you have someone's nutsack over your eyes.
Austin Driver woke up with African Goggles from Porter over his eyes.
by Driversabitch April 15, 2022
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oakton goggles

Refers to a false and warped perception of work colleagues due to a scarcity of good looking people in the office. Symptoms of Oakton Goggles include viewing an unattractive colleague at work as quite good looking. An average looking person would appear outrageously good looking if you have Oakton Goggles on.
Sarah: “Hey did you see that really cute guy that was in the tea room before?”
Bec: “Oh you must have Oakton Goggles because he was NOT good looking!”
Both: “hehe”
by oaktonite December 16, 2014
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bat goggles

When you go to teabag someone but rethink and put your cum carriers onto the other persons eye sockets
Alec total gave me bat goggles when I was sleeping
by Marty griffin November 27, 2015
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glamour goggles

Large, 70's inspired tinted glasses for men and women that have become ubiquitous in naughties popular culture.
"If I see one more person wearing glamour goggles i'm going to inflict some random soft tissue damage".
by sparksneon January 14, 2007
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