First Flooding

Paying respects to the original very first “First” comment ever posted on YouTube. When scrolling through comments, when one finds a “First” comment, do the same in the main thread.

Timestamps don’t matter. Once someone has started paying respects in main, all must do the same in main. It is also traditional to respond to any “First” comment with a reply of a simple, courteous “First”, while ignoring any comments other than that illustrious word, or replying to them with a kind “First”.

In this way, we keep the hallowed legend alive, and we are all first!

Cᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs Sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ
User 1: first
First Flooding begins!
(Ride of the Valkyries plays loudly)
User 2: first
User 1: @User 2 hey ur not first I am
User 2: @User 1 first
User 3: first
User 4: first
User 1: @User 3 stupid ur not 1st I am
User 3: @ User 1 first
…
All commenters follows suit to pay respects

by sidelander November 19, 2019

first love.

the person that you use all your love right and truly.

He is my first love. How could I forget him?

by -parkers June 10, 2021

First to Ten

When two players battle each other to see who gets to ten wins first.

Rak:"First to Ten me Juseen, winner gets headband and title of garage king."

Juseen:"Bro, we don't even have to play we all know who is the garage king"

*Juseen proceeds to lose*

Juseen" Whateverrr"

by Juseen November 30, 2022

no you first

The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me".

Dude1: "Dude, your totally gay"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"

Optionally:

Dude2: "No you before me!"

by Invulnerableme December 16, 2008

first blood

the initial advantage gained by one side in any game, contest or competition.

"The Chargers drew first blood in their game against the Giants, scoring a touchdown late in the first quarter."

by ColdOne January 12, 2007

first dibbs

An informal term meaning first right of refusal within a given context. The right of first and exclusive access to some entity, opportunity or reward which is attainable by two or more individuals but is informally claimed or granted to one as a right - usually based on some pretext. The implication is that if the one with 'first dibbs' declines the opportunity, that subsequent individuals with second or third dibbs then inherit that right in turn.

Johnny Howard: I've got first dibbs on that meat pie because I haven't eaten for seven months.
Kimbo Beastly: You're an idiot and a bullshit artist.
Johnny Howard: That may be very well my dear fat friend but I take it dry from the big George W so I can have first dibbs on any meat pie I want... ahem, if it pleases the house.

by future boy April 16, 2006

first date

The first time you act like a real man.

I'm going on my first date tonight.

by @nT#0nY May 23, 2006