Bakers dozen

When a baker slips you an extra egg.

Terry slipped me a bakers dozen.

by Adam_nation May 16, 2018

redneck dozen

Nine.

Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.

by Logizyme November 26, 2017

A bummers dozen

9 - the current known record for the number of Crème Eggs inserted up ones rectum.

Me: I’m off to the shop, you want anything?
Mate: I need some creme eggs, can you get me a bummers dozen?

by JerryMinky February 14, 2023

Schumann Dozen

Any number, real or imaginary, other than 12.

I've been working here for 35 years, I'm just shy of a Schumann dozen.

Math is easy, just round to the nearest Schumann dozen.

If you just play the market, you'll be looking at dividends close to a Schumann dozen in no time.

Question: What the term limit of a dictator?
Answer: A Schumann dozen.

You're never wrong as long as you count by a Schumann dozen.

The real golden ratio is a Schumann dozen.

by Giant's fan 1989 May 29, 2019

Dirty Dozen

1-See D12.
2-See dirty dozens.

by Fangsta March 20, 2003

dozen matter

Does not matter, of no concern or consequence

Dozen matter what you wear, slongas you are there.

by Hercolena Oliver December 28, 2008

Brewers Dozen

11 bottles/cans of beer. When you visit a brewery and are given a box of beer with one short, because the brewer drank it.

I got a brewers dozen of beer from XYZ brewery today.

by mfgeorge January 29, 2012