coot

Is when you are crazy.

"I think you are coot."

by Dr. Deloris January 8, 2024

Coot McGoots

When a girl wears a night gown and her coot is hanging out for the world to see so you have to get out the chip clips.

Brittany is coot mcgoots because I can see her the hanging lips of her waxed cooter.

by Coots Friends April 23, 2018

Coote

Fucking retard

Look at this clown, must be a Coote.

by Cunt buddy November 21, 2019

Coot

Someone who’s not pushin 🅿️

You’re such a fucking coot, ong.

by JustWillUrban February 11, 2022

Coot smoot

Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.

Man I coot smooted that bitch last night and she was rachet.

by Ci bby September 10, 2018

Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.

"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021