Cinderella

A true, unpretentious story about the real world, and a narcissistic self-pitying girl that lives in it, and wants her family to feel sorry for her until she gets what she wants in life (dollar signs and power). She gets all the haters out of her way and the world becomes her world, where nobody else matters. Nevermind anybody else's dreams or whose dreams she destroyed to get where she got, or what lies about herself and others she told people to get there, as long as she got there at any cost to everyone else is all that matters, since in Cinderella land, winning is everything and nothing is sacred.

Cinderella isn't full of shit or cartoonish to most people that know her, no, she's the one they wish they could be just like. They're just jealous of her Cartmanish awesomeness.

by The Original Agahnim September 5, 2021

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Cinderella BJ

Blow job, fellatio, oral sex:

The act of giving head to a man …….

And making it to the ball 😏😁

“Last night was fun …..I got jiggy with my lady and it ended with the best Cinderella BJ ever”

by Miss_De_Meaner January 21, 2023

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Cinderella Syndrome

Hitting a certain time each day when you just crash.

Someone: "Are you okay? You seem a bit agitated."
Someone else: "Yeah I'm okay, cinderella syndrome after 3pm."

by KnightSmithJones May 13, 2018

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Cinderella clock

A woman’s romantic interest has an invisible expiration timer. If a guy doesn’t make a move within a certain emotional window, she mentally files him under “just a friend.” Once the clock runs out, there is no coming back. Ever.

“He finally asked her out six months later, but her cinderella clock expired in January. Now he’s the ‘brother’ she tells secrets to, not the guy she kisses.”

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

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