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Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store 

Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store
"HEY MOM Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store "

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! 

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way
reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?

can't hit the broad side of a barn 

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn

Can You Feel the Sunshine 

That creepy song from Sonic R mostly known as the song of death, which is influenced by the Tails Doll from an unknown source.
Knuckles: Can You Feel The Sunshine, Sonic?
Sonic: no
Amy: I can
Tails: I can
Eggman: I can
Tails doll: Good, good. . .
Sonic: WTF 0_0

Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trash Can

Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trashcan is a sonic the hedgehog mini trash can
“man i’ll never get rid of my Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trash Can”