Mouth open, he zoned-out to think about bonobos as his bitch of a wife continued to whine about the croutons at the salad bar at the restaurant that SHE chose on YOUR birthday.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019
(n) a specific state of extreme intoxication caused by the gratuitous intake of two or more illicit substances, most often alcohol and marijuana. This state earned its name from the pale, pasty complexion of its sufferers.
The "White Zone" differs from a "Blackout" in that an afflicted person never loses consciousness and has full, albeit torturous, recollection of the state after it has subsided.
Symptoms include crippling dizziness, complete loss of motor function, cold sweats, and inability to communicate. Since marijuana suppresses muscle function (including gag reflex) vomiting is not only guaranteed, but prolonged further than if only alcohol had been consumed.
The "White Zone" differs from a "Blackout" in that an afflicted person never loses consciousness and has full, albeit torturous, recollection of the state after it has subsided.
Symptoms include crippling dizziness, complete loss of motor function, cold sweats, and inability to communicate. Since marijuana suppresses muscle function (including gag reflex) vomiting is not only guaranteed, but prolonged further than if only alcohol had been consumed.
"Fuck dude, what's the matter with you?"
(prolonged groan, spits apathetically into puke bucket)
"Did you double-wammy?"
(another groan)
"You've hit the white zone."
(prolonged groan, spits apathetically into puke bucket)
"Did you double-wammy?"
(another groan)
"You've hit the white zone."
by TylerMcBoozey January 17, 2008
The "Canada, United States, Mexico" zone.
Mostly aliens who appear in television would go to The CUM Zone
Mostly aliens who appear in television would go to The CUM Zone
by LePost James September 26, 2020
A location in a jail where an inmate is easily jumped or killed by fellow inmates or guards without being noticed.
The warden's snitch got killed in the gankin zone and there were no whitnesses.
Lyrics from Eazy E's "Eazy Does It"
"The bitch was a trip cold hung up the phone, now my only phone call was in the ganking zone."
Lyrics from Eazy E's "Eazy Does It"
"The bitch was a trip cold hung up the phone, now my only phone call was in the ganking zone."
by Def Dr. April 07, 2006
The act of not only achieving friend-zone status with a desirable female, but completely overshooting the friend-zone right into the Father-zone.
This is due to extreme White-Knighting.
Especially common if said female has severe daddy-issues.
This is due to extreme White-Knighting.
Especially common if said female has severe daddy-issues.
by darkshwan August 14, 2012
by IDONTLIKEVICKY August 01, 2017
When a person is not considered dateable because they're too cute to ever be looked at in a sexual way. Worse than the friendzone, but similar to the younger brotherzone or sisterzone. Typically occurs with short and attractive people, on first dates, or irreversible cases of friendzoning. Once you're cutezoned, you've reached the point of no return.
Short hot guy: *calls friend crying* "JOhN "
John: " What, Josh??"
Josh: " Laina, the girl I liked? She cute-zoned me. It was hard enough when she friendzoned me. HOW AM I EVER GOING TO FIND A GIRL WHO WANTS TO GET IN MY PANTS"
Sarah : "Guess what? Remember Derek?"
Kamryn: "Yeah, the really hot one?"
Sarah: "He fucking cute-zoned me. Said I reminded him of his ten year old sister. Adorable, sweet, and super cute. I basically got sisterzoned"
John: " What, Josh??"
Josh: " Laina, the girl I liked? She cute-zoned me. It was hard enough when she friendzoned me. HOW AM I EVER GOING TO FIND A GIRL WHO WANTS TO GET IN MY PANTS"
Sarah : "Guess what? Remember Derek?"
Kamryn: "Yeah, the really hot one?"
Sarah: "He fucking cute-zoned me. Said I reminded him of his ten year old sister. Adorable, sweet, and super cute. I basically got sisterzoned"
by toocuteforlife November 04, 2013