A group of 5 men, 3 Irish, 1 Filipino and 1 Austrian who don’t know what’s funnier to say. Radish or Turnip?
by DMADSIJ September 16, 2025

Heather enjoyed a delicious turnip tugboat the day after her boyfriend ate a large brick of cheddar.
by Ruby Taco April 18, 2018

by Turnip dabeat December 13, 2019

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.
by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019

White substance inhaled threw nose /or word to be shouted at anyone making a mobile phone call can also be used to by cocaine
by Turnip man 86 September 22, 2023

when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.
to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”
by Dolores Harrell July 27, 2022
