Turnip

In Gen Z slang this means in a serious manner a divorce.
"I want a Turnip"
"Nooooooo!!!"
by December 29, 2022
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A person of distinguished moral character albeit with a penchant for running baths whilst severely inebriated and prioritising the turning off of taps to run said baths as unnecessary.
Good morning everyone, oh, why are my feet in two inches of water? Turnip?
by Chief Wombat December 02, 2019
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White substance inhaled threw nose /or word to be shouted at anyone making a mobile phone call can also be used to by cocaine
Can I have half a gram of turnip. Payment one turnip.
by Turnip man 86 September 22, 2023
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Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.
I f*cking hate turnips!
by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019
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Wow, he must be a Turnip
by Turnip dabeat December 13, 2019
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Turnip

A particular caste of social media addict that strives for attention from under age minors. Their posts are non sensical at best and desperate at worst.

Very high usage of poverty and racism shouts too.
That Craig Houlden is a right turnip

Laurie King of the Turnips

Zane like Mane….Turnip nonce
by LFC Victoria November 23, 2021
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Can also refer to an American gem of a gal
Ooo she's a bit of a Turnip
by Aubergine Orangutan July 12, 2021
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