shit-ton

An actual unit of measurement. Just below an ass-load and right above a fuck-load. Consider two million views for a YouTube video in two days as an example.

"...but this video did get just under two million views in about two days-which is what scientists and scholars refer to as a shit-ton of views."
-Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"

by whodyathink?BITCH!! October 8, 2011

Blue ton

The approximate weight of a fat-ass blue whale

(This word has been used in my family so much but turns out it doesn’t exist so I’m putting it on here)

You’re mom so fat she weighs a blue ton

by A_Jill_thing_2_say August 23, 2020

tons of fun

an all round fat git but is still considered canny enough to hang around with

"go get tons'o'fun hes got a 20 bag!"

by Tons0fun September 1, 2005

shit-ton

when you have or need alot of something.

i have a shit-ton of work to do today.

by boshk March 8, 2005

shit tons

a ton of shit; usually used to describe something in abundance; different way of saying shitload

Wow! Beer and ribs! That was shit tons of fun!

by Nene Fred July 7, 2006

crap tons

A butt load, gobs, a lot, many, an over abundance.

"Don't worry! When you get here they will still have crap tons left."

by kelcieism December 30, 2011

shit-ton

Equivalent to 27.8 metric tonnes

"So I wakes up and the rear guard is still on the toodaggit, and they've got some shamanpotnentate hectoring about sag harbor spiritualism, some shit like that. Then he takes out a shit-ton of marbles and haywards them cocksure on the marble banister. And the haedies just go ape shit! I mean real antwan braedel spinning. Its raining a fuckin' Panama Special a moltov coctails, agent orange like screamin' mutant wackos out there. And that's where all this point zero bullshit started rolling..."

by Patternalistic October 11, 2007