There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.
So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."
They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
by CrapGhost July 17, 2021
Get the texan footballmug. A whole bunch of Texans drive their fancy-schmancy trucks to a big party, ending in a line dance where they drive their trucks and dance in the beds rather than simply dance in lines.
Yeah, old Billy there really had a ball at that Texan Silverado last night... He was dancing all over the place!
by Star Cadet February 20, 2019
Get the Texan Silveradomug. Where you kill a penguin. then cut open the penguin and put your cock into a a dead penguins organs before putting you cock in someone.
by Dylan_matt July 17, 2025
Get the texan penguinmug. n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.
“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”
Texan tongue twister
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”
Texan tongue twister
by HippyDippy_ August 3, 2021
Get the Texan Tongue Twistermug. by Buckinhorse6 April 28, 2017
Get the swamp texanmug. Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.
by Howie Doon September 18, 2021
Get the wet texanmug. by MightyMega June 24, 2017
Get the Texan Roachmug.