When you're taking a piss and the end of your dick stays squeezed shut, making the piss spray in several different non-toilet directions.
Not to be confused with the "spray and pray".
Not to be confused with the "spray and pray".
Dude, my gf keeps gettin' on my case cause i accidentally pee on the seat!
I know that feel bro, it's called sprinkler dick.
I know that feel bro, it's called sprinkler dick.
by cdp101 November 22, 2011
Get the sprinkler dickmug. by pooman34 February 13, 2004
Get the HOT SPRINKLERmug. by Flagpole Sittahhh September 29, 2012
Get the rusty sprinklermug. by Booby Miles March 15, 2007
Get the yellow sprinklermug. by butters623 June 3, 2009
Get the Sprinkler Headmug. When you blow your load in the girls mouth and she then spits it at the ceiling fan on the highest speed setting, spraying semen across the entire room.
Ted blew his wadin Debbie's mouth but it backfired after she treated him to a semen sprinkler instead of swallowinglike a good girl.
by Kristovguy June 15, 2017
Get the Semen Sprinklermug. When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet
“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”
“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””
“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”
“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””
“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”
by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021
Get the Michoacán sprinklermug.