sprinkler dick

When you're taking a piss and the end of your dick stays squeezed shut, making the piss spray in several different non-toilet directions.

Not to be confused with the "spray and pray".
Dude, my gf keeps gettin' on my case cause i accidentally pee on the seat!

I know that feel bro, it's called sprinkler dick.
by cdp101 November 23, 2011
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HOT SPRINKLER

when you poop and semen at the same time while spinning around
by pooman34 February 13, 2004
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rusty sprinkler

When an old man cums on a girls face.
The old man gave the rather young girl a rusty sprinkler.
by Flagpole Sittahhh September 29, 2012
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Sprinkler Head

When a person performs oral sex and salivates a large amount.
Dude, I hooked up with this chick last night and she gave me some wicked sprinkler head!
by butters623 June 03, 2009
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Semen Sprinkler

When you blow your load in the girls mouth and she then spits it at the ceiling fan on the highest speed setting, spraying semen across the entire room.
Ted blew his wadin Debbie's mouth but it backfired after she treated him to a semen sprinkler instead of swallowinglike a good girl.
by Kristovguy June 16, 2017
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yellow sprinkler

Hey i just gave that guy a yellow sprinkler
by Booby Miles March 15, 2007
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Michoacán sprinkler

When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet
“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”

“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””

Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”
by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021
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