The dude sharted and left a spot on my couch when he was trying to make out with me. When I asked him to leave he had a huge wet stain on his ass..omg!!!
by moowillie February 23, 2011
by orangeman69 March 05, 2021
1: To force a fart out to a point shit goes through at the same time.
2: To loose a stupid gamble
3: Adj. to look stupid
2: To loose a stupid gamble
3: Adj. to look stupid
Breakfast and lunch are to brunch what shit and fart are to shart.
This guy sharts (looks stupid)
cursword: Shaaaaaaart (instead of shit)
This guy sharts (looks stupid)
cursword: Shaaaaaaart (instead of shit)
by Skymitch April 29, 2005
v. A blend of a shit and a fart, where one attempts to fart and accidentally releases a small amount of shit. Will often result in a dingleberry and/or a ruined pair of boxers.
by StonedMango March 02, 2008
by EWW I SHARTED!!! April 19, 2010
the act of which 1 disasterously shits him or herself in an attempt to push gas out their ass aka the hershey squirt
by d-rock represesntin shartin March 01, 2005